Weekly pics

Lung Center - Our term for the smoking area.....
one thing nice abt. this place except for the smoke were the trees...


Cake - Marvin our officemate just celebrated his b-day...
lots of pizzaz... pepsi... and cake.......
another lucky day for the peeps who don't ate their lunch...
i'm one of them....


Pantry - Marvin's b-day had passed.... we stored some left-overs on the fridge.....
one morning.. our tummy start to crave for some breakfast....
and we started saying.... YATTA!! there's some cake on the fridge....
another beautiful morning :)


random stuf - taken inside the car....



Seattle's Best - i usually dring Iced White Mocha in this caffeine store....



Japanese 101 - This free admission class sponsored by the company keptbusy every saturday..


Banzai - some corny stuff on tv hosted by some creepy bald japanese........





RedBox - went to Redbox last Tuesday for our Team Building.........



Colt 45 - Ok as for now.. i know that i'm a allergic to beer... last month i'ved discovered that i'm allergic to San Mig Light too... right now it's Colt 45... currentlly scratching my back 'coz of this freaking rashes....



Billiards - one good thing abt. trhe roomwe rented in RedBox was this billiards table...
kept us busy.... frome some lonesome singers ooops.... :(



Finance Team - composed of Takusas(Takot sa Asawa) and Sansui(San Sut-sot Uwe).



Cross Team Meeting - held in Max resto... at Greenbelt....



Max chicken - their chicken seems ok... but nthing beats... KFC



TL - do u remember our TL(Tulog Lagi)...
i once posted an article abt. him around march i think.....
this time he didn't miss-out the time to sleep during the meeting....

pics of the week 5

Starbuck's Mocha Frapuccino - this stuff serves as my desert.... in zchen's term pampa-ebs.... the thing is everytime i ate/dring this one.. my tummy will start acting violentlly and what's next it's the rectum's job....


Pho Hoa - Your typical chinese resto.... the sits are crap... they are just plain plastic seats... probablly orocan.. but the food is great....


what i ate in this resto????....
Sautead Chicke w/ mushroom sauce and of course Mango shake....


Tempura - actually i haven't been into this resto....
it's just that it's on the front of Gerry's Gril(gotta love their sisig)...
oh yeah!! i'm damn curious abt. their tempura ice cream


Tatoo - last Sat.. went on a visit on my fave tatoo shop.....
it's henna time....


i had one of this at my back.....


here's mine... sorry for the view... as in duh... as if it's easy to take a pic of ur back...


car - of well can't do anything while inside the car....


Nova - a Multi-grain snack... a healthy junk food.....
i'm lovin' it


Dambell - did i get the spelling ryt.... just dumped that thing at my bed after...
having my usual... 100 lifts for the biceps and another 100 for the triceps..


Japanese cookies - spotted them at Watsons.. bought them out of curiousity...
and they taste so dull.......................


Cacerola - some nice food stall for the phil. cuisines...


Lemon chicken - this chicken really taste like pork...
and it aint just me.....
me and my colleague who share in this food bought had the same perception abt. this chicken.....


Rain - after around 3 mos.. of scorching heat wave....
then it really pured heavilly.....
this is how it looks in front of the office lobby..
wherein we're trapped can't get out..
no cabby anywhere...
around 7 pm...
we had decided..
what the heck...
lets run....
so we run like those pesky kids...
stopping on all shelters we could find..
until we reached the walkway...
walkway - a long kinda bridge(sheltered) that passes through-out the Ayala Ave.
As we reached the Walkway..
the rain kinda stop..
and i was WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Taho - The Makati version of Taho.....
a typical taho wouldn't have any lid and no plastic at all...
that's what i call...
Taho ala Corporate Style....


Training - sent to a 3 hr. training for Guide to Professional Manners...
and it's fun....
but some of the stuffs aren't that practically useful.




Chowking - another chinese fastfood chain......
that's Braised Chicke and Pineapple Juice


KFC - instead of their crispy chicken...
their salads tastes not that bad either.....


Memories of Bali - damn!! i got hooked on thise Korean series...
the story aint ur typical love story....
it will dissapoint u for the sudden turn of events...
and the sort-of materailistic attitude of Ha Ji Won


PS3 - wishlist........................

Yahoo 360°

Does Yahoo look desperate...
to beat Google.......
seems kinda......

first Google introduced Gmail.......
the 2GB free Mailing Service....
Yahoo's 200 MB mailbox...
was a no-match...
oh yeah they've increased it to 1GB...
still a 2nd rate to Gmail....

then Google bought Blogger.....
accdg.. to: http://azeem.azhar.co.uk/archives/2003/04/why_google_boug.html
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Why Google bought Blogger

Tony Perkins interviews Google's CEO, Eric Schmidt on the Pyra/Blogger acquisition. This is the first of a three parter and it is fairly light. According to Schmidt the rationale was the quality of the Blogger team, rather than the platform or the user base.
I suppose ultimately what you do buy is a team. But the team is only attractive because of the technology and the user base. You can't trust the team until they've proven themselves in the field.
It's nice to see that Schmidt is still excitable about the Internet in a Mosaic kind of way:
there will be a million weblogs of communities that are very distinct and very strong. And they don’t favor one political party or one particular view of life. And the creationists will have theirs and the people who are non-creationists will have theirs. Every group will find people who are either simpatico or players. There will be thousands of those [communities].
To his credit, Schmidt says this "is not necessarily all good". It's this discontinuity that is interesting. The super fragmentation is going to through up lots of questions around common values and shared experiences. Where is there room for serendipitous or contrarian views? I'm personally very scared of the creationists only reading each others' diatribes?
(Yes, perhaps it should be anti-evolutionists rather than creationists. It worries me that he refers to creationists and non-creationists. Come on Google!)
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What did Yahoo do????
they'ved introduce
Yahoo 360 it's features:
1. Blog
Create your own blog or online journal. Share thoughts, experiences, pictures with your friends.
2. Blast
Share a quick communication your friends can reply to -- an idea, attitude, question, or web link.
3. Photos
Let your friends view your Yahoo! Photos albums.
4. Local Reviews
Rate and review local restaurants and businesses, and share with your friends.
5. Friends
Show your linked friends.
6. LAUNCHcast Station
Let your friends listen to your LAUNCHcast music station.
7. Lists
Create and share lists of your favorite books, movies, music, TV shows and more.
8. Groups
Let your friends see the Yahoo! Groups to which you belong.

oh yeah yahoo 360 is only by invitation...
and don't try to mail me asking for an invitation...
'coz i don't have any....
anyone w/ a kind soul..
pls. lend me some invites....

wishlist:

1. hope Google could make-up a free hosting stuff somewhat similar to yahoo's Geocities.... and it's pesky 15 MB...... and 20 MB monthly bandwidth.......
2. Google messenger.....

yeah!! bring Yahoo down.... wohoo!!!!
Yahoo sucks....

pics of the week 4

another batch of pics...
from my treasured phone....

Naruto - not a big fan of this anime......
it just so happen that i didn't have anything to do at that time...
and Naruto dubbed in tagalog was being played by ABS...
i was... what's the big craze abt.. Naruto...
it seems like a typical ninja anime...
who got lots of episodes.. and still counting....



TV - dunno y i took a pic of our tv.....
it's kinda messy....
below that freaking-huge-old(non-flat) tv...
was our component..
and some bunch of dvds.... and ps2 games....


Henna - i'm a henna junkie...
rather than tatooing myself.. in which is a big NO..NO!!!!....
btw.. that chinese character somewhat means...
"Fame and Fortune"




Octopus Connection - do i need to define what that term means..
the pic... tells it all....
now u can see on how messed up my room is......
the wirings are from:
PC desktop
Printer/Scanner/Copier
TV
DVD Player
PS2
Laptop Adapter
Cellphone Charger


McDonald - This week... we saw one of our officemates was using this freaking...
wallpaper... and it was kinda cool.....
and it end-up that 5 of us all in the same team was using this wallpaper...
we're the McDo Team.....
btw... i'm not a McDo nor a fastfood junkie.....
it's been ages since i last ate in a fastfood.......





Lunch-out again!! - another lunch-out....
luckilly it was......
my manager from my previous team invited all his...
old team members.. since we're all scattered in diff... proj/teams....
so it's probablly a mini-get-together...
look at this freaking rice...
as one of my officemate said
"kanin pa lang busog ka na!"...
damn!!! carbohydrates...
can't help it....
it's for free.............. ROFL!!!!



sweet and sour pork - damn!! cholesterol....
chopseuy(do i get it right?!) - veggies wohooooo!!!!
Mango shake - gotta love vitamin C and fibers!!!

Joke 7

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor began the lecture by telling them: "In medicine, it is necessary to possess two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."

To illustrate, he pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the ar$e of the corpse, withdrew it, and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the ar$e of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

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While walking out of Hillary Clinton's office one day an elected Democrat is tragically hit by an ACLU truck full of crèches, crosses, and Ten Commandment monuments, and dies. The Democrat's soul arrives in Heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

"Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see an elected official around these parts, let alone a Democrat, so we're not sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," says the Democrat.

"Well, I'd like to but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in Hell and one in Heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity," St Peter says.

"Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in Heaven," says the Democrat.

"I'm sorry but we have our rules," St Peter says.

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to Hell.

The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a beautiful green golf course with a big sign saying, "Welcome to Hell."

In the distance is a luxurious club house and standing in front of it are all his Democrat friends and politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is very happy and elegantly garbed in fancy evening dress.

The Democrats run to greet him, hug him, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people when Bill Clinton was president.

They play a friendly game of golf and then amble over to the club house dining room to dine on lobster and caviar washed down with champagne.

Also present is the Devil, who really is a very friendly guy and is wearing a Hillary for President button. He is a wonderful host and joins in the dancing and telling jokes.

They are having such a good time that, before the Democrat realizes it, it is time to go.

All the other Democrats give him a big hug and wave while the elevator doors open. "Come back soon," they all laughed.

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on Heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.

"Now it's time to visit Heaven," he says.

So the Democrat joins a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp, and singing.

They are having a good time but, for a Democrat, it was very boring and the Democrat felt really threatened when the group started praying. "This is too much like being in a sectarian church," the Democrat grumbled. Before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

"Well then, you've spent a day in Hell and another in Heaven. Now choose where to spend eternity."

The Democrat reflects for a minute, then answers trying to be politically correct: "Well, I mean Heaven has been delightful, but after thinking it over, I think I would be better off in Hell."

So St. Peter smiles and escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, Down to Hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and the Democrat is in the middle of a barren wasteland covered with garbage and discarded Elect Hillary Clinton for President signs. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash, putting it in black bags, moaning and groaning.

The devil comes over, glares at him, lays his arm on his neck, and hands him a stack of garbage bags.

"I don't understand," stammers the Democrat. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and club house and we ate lobster and caviar and danced and had a great time. Now all there is is a garbage dump and my Democrat friends look so miserable."

The Devil looks at him, laughs his evil laugh, and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning. Today you voted for us!"

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Today Jimmy asked me to be his girlfriend, but I don't know well what that is, so I decided to find out for myself. I decided to spy on my sister and her boyfriend. When the boyfriend appeared they went toward the sofa, sat on it and began talking for quite a long time... then he turned off almost all the lights and began hugging her and kissing her...

Then she began getting sick, because her face was turning very strange... Her boyfriend must have been thinking the same thing because he stuck his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, but it seemed like he was having trouble finding it. I thought he was also getting sick because there was a moment in which both became breathless...

He must have had a cold right hand because he stuck it under my sister's skirt, but it only made matters worse because she began jumping and flailing all over the couch... I thought she had a fever because she was telling him she was hot and couldn't wait anymore... Then I discovered the cause of the sickness: it was an enormous worm that had stuck inside my sister's boyfriend's pants.

He grabbed it with the hand so it wouldn't escape. When my sister looked at it she was shocked, her eyes went wide and said that it was the largest she had seen. She got angry and tried to kill the worm by ripping off its head with her mouth.

Suddenly she made a strange sound and let the worm go, I think it bit her. Then she grabbed it with both hands to clinch it better, while the boyfriend took out a little rubber tube from a little box and put it on the stupid worm's head so it wouldn't bite her. She lied down and opened her legs so as to apply a scissors hold on the humongous worm.

The boyfriend helped her trap the worm and a huge fight erupted. She began jumping and yelling like crazy, they almost broke the couch. I imagined they were going to kill the worm by crushing it between the two... After a while they stopped moving and gave out a sigh because they were tired after this great battle. The boyfriend got up. They were so sure they had killed the worm... I knew that the worm was dead because it hung without moving and some part of its brains was hanging out through its head.

My sister and her boyfriend were very tired from the fight, so then, to rest, they caressed each other... but the worm wasn't dead yet, it was ALIVE! It jumped again, and it almost surprised them, luckily my sister saw it and attacked it aided by her boyfriend in another terrible fight. This time my sister tried killing that seemingly immortal worm by sitting on it. After several minutes of fighting they were able to kill it... and this time it was really dead because my sister's boyfriend ripped out its skin and threw it into the toilet.

I think worms have as many lives as cats, and that's why dating truly gives me the creeps... I'm going to tell Jimmy not to bother.

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A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other on an air plane.
The Programmer leans over to the Engineer and asks if he wants to play a fun game.
The Engineer just wants to sleep so he politely declines, turns away and tries to sleep.
The Programmer persists and explains that it's a real easy game.
He explains,"I ask a question and if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.
Then you ask a question and if I don't know the answer I'll pay you $5."
Again the Engineer politely declines and tries to sleep.
The Programmer, now somewhat agitated, says, "O.K., if you don't know the answer you pay me $5 and if I don't know the answer I pay you $50! "
Now, that got the Engineer's attention, so he agrees to the game.
The Programmer asks the first question, "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" Then Engineer doesn't say a word and just hands the Programmer $5.
Now, its the Engineer's turn.
He asks the Programmer,"What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down on four?"
The Programmer looks at him with a puzzled look, takes out his laptop computer, looks through all his references and after about an hour wakes the Engineer and hands the Engineer $50.
The Engineer politely takes the $50 turns away and tries to return to sleep.
The Programmer, a little miffed, asks, "Well what's the answer to the question?"
Without a word, the Engineer reaches into his wallet, hands $5 to the Programmer, turns away and returns to sleep

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A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings.
After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor.
Before she says a word,
Bob says "I'll give you 800 dollars to drop that towel that you have on."
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
After a few seconds Bob hands her 800 dollars and leaves.
Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman raps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower,
"Who was that?"
"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.
"Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the 800 dollars he owes me?"

Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk in time with your stakeholders, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

jokes 6

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries,paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.

Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework,then set up the and watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper,he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, Lord,I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."

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The National Poetry Contest had come down to two, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was "Timbuktu."

First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:

Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan;
Men on camels,
two by two Destination Timbuktu.

The crowd went crazy!
No way could the redneck top that, they thought.

The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
Me and Tim a huntin' went.
Met three whores in a tent.
They are three, and we was two,
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.

The redneck won hands down!

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There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club after a round, showering and getting ready for the 19th hole. Suddenly, a mobile phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up and the following conversation ensues: (H-Husband, W-Wife)

H: "Hello?"
W: "Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?"
H: "Yes."
W: "Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful leather coat. It’s absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?"
H: "What’s the price?"
W: "Only $1,000."
H: "Well, okay, go ahead and get it if you like it that much."
W: "Ahh, and I also stopped by a Mercedes dealership and saw the 2002 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."
H: "What price did he quote you?"
W: "Only $60,000."
H: "Okay, but for that price, I want it with all the options."
W: "Great! But before we hang up, something else..."
H: "What?"
W: "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year. It’s for sale! Remember the one with a pool, English garden, acre of park area, and beachfront property?"
H: "How much are they asking?"
W: "Only $450,000, a magnificent price! and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover."
H: "Well, then go ahead and buy it, just bid up to $450,000. Okay?"
W: "Okay sweetie, thanks! I’ll see you later! I love you."
H: "Bye, I love you too."

The man hangs up and closes the phone’s flap. The other men are looking at him in astonishment and derision. The man raises his hand while holding the phone and asks, "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

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All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.

"I should be in charge, "said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".
"I should be in charge" said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over, so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge, " said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge" said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge" said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge, "said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach was bloated,
the legs got wobbly,
the eyes got watery
and the blood was toxic.
They all decided! That the rectum should be the boss.
The moral of the story? The ass hole is usually in charge

random stuff...

here some stuff/mail ived received from my officemate...
some are quite funny some are dull.....
................

PAG MURA ANG SONGHITS NA NABILI MO....
I decided long ago, never to walk in edu manzano... (I decided long ago,never to walk in anyone's shadow)

Cry by Mandy Moore - A walk to remember... it was late afternoon! (I'llalways remember, it was late afternoon)

All My Life by K-ci and Jojo - supposed to be you're like mymother,supposed to be you're like my sister (close to me you're like mymother... close to me you're like my sister)

Where's the Love - People killing, people flying, children hurt an living,crying... (People killing, people dying; children hurt and you hear themcrying)

Leaving on a jet plane - so kiss me and SMAFFLE me... (so kiss me and smilefor me...)

Usher & Alicia's My Boo - It started when we were younger you were NINE...(It started when we were younger you were mine)

Eto pa: ...and you were my BEYBLADE... it started when were younger youwere FINE... hehehe....

(eto isa sa mga naging favorites, hehehe...)
If I Ain't Got You by Alicia Keys - "some people want TAMBOURINES.."(diamond rings)

Britney's Baby One More Time - My ONLY NEST is killing me... and I........(My loneliness....)

Thumbthumping (Chumbawumba) - I get knocked down by an elephant, mymommas's gonna bring me down... (I get knocked down, but I get up again...)

Crush by Jennifer Paige - "i-splash, a little crush.." ("it's just.. alittle crush..")

Red Hot's Californication - "Viva Californication...." (Dream ofCalifornication...)

No scrubs, TLC - "A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fine but is also knownas a BUS STOP" (buster)

Waterfalls by TLC: Don't go JASON waterfalls... (Chasin')

John Mayer - You're ALICE IN WONDERLAND... You're ALICE IN WONDERLAND I'lluse my hands (Body is a wonderland)

Baa Baa Black Sheep: "Baa baa black sheep, heavy on the road...

"With A Smile by Eraserheads: "lift ur HAND.. baby dont be scared.. of thethings that could go wrong along the way.. (HEAD!!!)

Wag Na Wag Mong Sasabihin by Kitchie Nadal: maaaaaaaaaag... , magdamag mongsasabihin........

two-trick pony by sandwich - i have been waiting for you all night underthe glow of INSECENT LIGHT (...under the glow of YOUR SATELLITE)

On Bended Knees by Boyz II Men: Oh God give me the reason, I'M DOWN...ABANDON ME... (I'm down on bended knee)

Red Hot's Zephyr Song: Fly away on my CELLPHONE...I feel it more than ever(Fly away on my zephyr, I feel it more than ever)

AND FINALLY....
Soul of Christ... sat beside me... (sanctify me! Ü)Hehehe.=====

ETO ANG "THE BEST!"

Nothing's gonna change my love for you... you know NAMAN MY LOVE how much Ilove you...

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KABABATA BA KITA? ALAM MO BA 'TO?

Nung ikaw ay bata... nagawa mo ba 'to?

*kumakain ka ba ng aratilis?
*nagpipitpit ng gumamela para gawing soapy bubbles nahihipan mo sa binilog na tanggkay ng walis tingting?
*pinipilit ka ba matulog ng nanay mo pag hapon at di ka papayagan maglaro pag di ka natulog?
*marunong ka magpatintero, saksak puso, langit-lupa, teleber-teleber, luksong tinik?
*malupit ka pag meron kang Atari or Family Computer?
*alam mo ang silbi ng up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, b, a, select start?
*may mga damit ka na U.S.E.D., Boy London, Cross Colors, Esprit, Blowing Bubbles at pag nakakakita ka ng Bench na damit eh naalala mo si Richard Gomez?
*addict ka sa Rainbow Brite, Carebears, My Little Pony, Thundercats, Bioman, Voltes V, Mazinger Z, Daimos,
He-man at marami pang cartoons na hindi pa translated sa tagalog?
*nanonood ka ng Shaider kasi nabobosohan mo si Annie at type na type mo ang dilaw na panty nya?
*marunong ka mag wordstar at nakahawak ka na talaga ng 5.25 na floppy disk?
*inaabangan mo lagi ang batibot at akala mo magkakatuluyan si kuya bodgie at ate sienna...
*nung high school ka inaabangan mo lagi Beverly Hills 90210?
*gumagamit ka ng AQUANET para pataasin ang bangs mo?
*meron kang blouse na may padding kung babae ka at meron kang sapatos na mighty kid kung lalake ka?
*nangongolekta ka ng paper stationaries at mahilig ka magpapirma sa slumbook mo para lang malaman mo kung sino ang crush ng type mo?
*kilala mo si manang bola at ang sitsiritsit girls? e si luning-ning at luging-ging?
*alam mo ibig sabihin ng time space warp at di mo makakalimutan ang time space warp chant?
*idol mo si McGyver at nanonood kang Perfect Strangers?
*eto malupet... six digits! lang ba ang phone number nyo dati?
*nakakatawag ka pa sa pay phone ng 3 bentesingko lang ang dala?
*cute pa si Aiza Seguerra sa Eat Bulaga at alam mo ang song na "eh kasi bata"?
*inabutan mo ba na ang Magnolia Chocolait eh nasa glass bottle pa na ginagawang lalagyan ng tubig ng nanay mo sa ref?
*meron kang pencil case na maraming compartments na pinagyayabang mo sa mga kaklase mo?
*noon mo pa hinahanap kung saan ang Goya Fun Factory?
*alam mo lyrics ng "tinapang bangus" at "alagang-alaga namin si puti"?
*alam mo ang kantang "gloria labandera".. lumusong sha sa tubig ang paa ay nabasa at ang "1, 2, 3, asawa ni marie"... hehehe!
*sosyal ka pag may Play-doh ka at Lego... at nag-iipon ka ng G.I. Joe action figures at iba pa ang mukha ni Barbie noon?
*inabutan mo pa yung singkong korteng bulaklak at yung diyes na square?
*lumaki kang bobo dahil ang akala mo nangangagat talaga ang alimango sa kantang tong-tong-tong... diba naninipit yun?
*alam mo yung kwento ng pari na binigyan ng pera yung batang umakyat ng puno para bumili ng panty...
and shempre, alam mo rin ba kung ano binigay nya sa nanay nung umakyat ng puno?
*meron kang kabisadong kanta ni Andrew E na alam mo hanggang ngayon.. aminin?..
*laging lampin ang sinasapin sa likod mo pag pinapawisan ka?
*bumibili ka ng Tarzan, Texas at Bazooka bubble gum... tira-tira, at yung kending bilog nasinawsaw sa asukal?
*kinukupit mo pa at nanonood ka ng mga porno tapes ng tatay mo na nasa BETAMAX format pa...
at sanay ka tawagin ang porn as BOLD?
*takot ka dumating ang year 2000 dahil sabi nila magugunaw daw ang mundo?

KUNG ALAM MO LAHAT DITO LAGPAS KA NA NG 25 YEARS OLD...
KAPAG HALOS LAHAT ALAM MO, NASA 23-25 KA...
WAG KA NA MAG DENY.. TUMAWA KA NA LANG...
DIBA .75CENTAVOS PA LANG PAMASAHE SA JEEP NON...
AT MAS MASARAP ANG MELLOW YELLOW KESA MOUNTAIN DEW?

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The L Word:
6 weeks: I love U, I love U, I love U
6 months: Of course I love
6 years: GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?

Back from Work:
6 weeks: Honey, I'm home
6 months: BACK!!
6 years: What did your mom cook for us today??

Gifts:
6 weeks: Honey, I really hope you liked the ring
6 months: I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living Room
6 years: Here's the money. Buy yourself something

Phone Ringing:
6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone
6 months: Here, for you
6 years: PHONE RINGING

Cooking:
6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight? !
6 years: AGAIN!!!!

Apology:
6 weeks: Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you
6 months: Watch out! Don't do it again?
6 years: What's not to understand about what I just said?

New Dress:
6 weeks: Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress
6 months: You bought a new dress again???
6 years: How much did THAT cost me?

Planning for Vacations:
6 weeks: How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
6 months: What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?
6 years: Travel? What's so bad about staying home???

TV:
6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
6 months: I like this movie
6 years: I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to Bed, I can stay up by myself!!

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Twelve Priests and The Dancer

Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy and beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis and they were told that anyonewhose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first candidate,with no reaction.She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest (Carlos). As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground. Embarrassed, Carlos took a few steps forward, and bent over to pick it up.
Then, all the other bells started to ring........!!!!

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Chicken Sandwich

A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.
He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?"
She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it."
"Why?" he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!"
"Let me see" he said.
"Okay" and she pulled up her skirt.
He looked and said, "That's right. You are!
Better not eat any more chicken." He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches. I'm starting to get feathers down there too!"
She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her.
She said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the neck and the gizzards"!