Pacquiao vs De La Hoya... woot!!

wow 1 more week from this exciting fight..

still scrambling for live streaming links

in justin tv and sopcast for the fight..

i know there would be one... there always someone..

who are more than willing to share some of their

bandwidths to the freeloaders :)

not sure if this is legit...

but got this link from justin tv

http://www.justin.tv/feu11

i guess we won't know unless the

exact date comes..

Oh.. by the way anyone..

willing to bet $100 to me..

only to open this folks in Singapore...

esp those pinoys...

Of course I'm betting my

$100 to Pacman...

not really 100% or even 60%+ sure Manny could win... :(

so I guess I won't complain that much if Pacman looses..

coz it's just a 100 hehehe.. :P

speak up if ur interested :)

theres a nice thrill in a fight when a small cash is involve :)

Actual Call Center Conversation

Customer: "I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through; can you help?" 

Operator: "Where did you get that number, sir?" 

Customer: "It's on the door of your business." 

Operator: "Sir, those are the hours that we are open." 

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Samsung Electronics 

Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?" 

Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about." 

Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?" 

Operator: "I think it means the telephone plug on the wall." 

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RAC Motoring Services 

Caller: "Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am traveling in Australia?" 

Operator: "Does the product name give you a clue?" 

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Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while traveling in Europe) 

"If I register my car in France, and then take it to England, do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?" 

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Directory Enquiries 

Caller: "I'd like the number of the Argo Fish Bar, please" 

Operator: "I'm sorry, there's no listing. Are you sure that the spelling is correct?" 

Caller: "Well, it used to be called the Bargo Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off the sign." 

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Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven. 

Operator: "Woven? Are you sure?" 

Caller: "Yes. That's what it says on the label -- Woven in Scotland." 

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On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator: 

"I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on." 

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Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." 

Customer: "OK." 

Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?" 

Customer: "No." 

Tech Support: "OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?" 

Customer: "No." 

Tech Support: "OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?" 

Customer: "Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'." 

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Tech Support: "OK. At the bottom left hand side of your screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?" 

Customer: "Wow! How can you see my screen from there?" 

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Caller: "I deleted a file from my PC last week and I just realized that I need it. So, if I turn my system clock back two weeks will I get my file back again?" 

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This has to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the WordPerfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for "Termination without Cause." 

Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. 

(Now I know why they record these conversations!): 

Operator: "Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?" 

Caller: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." 

Operator: "What sort of trouble??" 

Caller: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." 

Operator: "Went away?" 

Caller: "They disappeared" 

Operator: "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?" 

Caller: "Nothing." 

Operator: "Nothing??" 

Caller: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type." 

Operator: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??" 

Caller: "How do I tell?" 

Operator: "Can you see the 'C: prompt' on the screen??" 

Caller: "What's a sea-prompt?" 

Operator: "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?" 

Caller: "There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything I type." 

Operator: "Does your monitor have a power indicator??" 

Caller: "What's a monitor?" 

Operator: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when its on ? ? 

Caller: "I don't know." 

Operator: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??" 

Caller: "Yes, I think so." 

Operator: "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall. 

Caller: "Yes, it is." 

Operator: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??" 

Caller: "No." 

Operator: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable." 

Caller: "Okay, here it is." 

Operator: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer." 

Caller: "I can't reach." 

Operator: "OK. Well, can you see if it is??" 

Caller: "No." 

Operator: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over??" 

Caller: "Well, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's because it's dark." 

Operator: "Dark??" 

Caller: "Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window." 

Operator: "Well, turn on the office light then." 

Caller: "I can't." 

Operator: "No? Why not??" 

Caller: "Because there's a power failure." 

Operator: "A power .... A power failure? Aha. Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff that your computer came in??" 

Caller: "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet." 

Operator: "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from." 

Caller: "Really? Is it that bad?" 

Operator: "Yes, I'm afraid it is." 

Caller: "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??" 

R.I.P. Spongy and Froggy :(

it's a sad sad sad day...

just heard.. that two of my imaginary

friends died :(

But in a lighter news...

One of the greatest breakthrough in mankind's technology

Behooooooooooold the USBerm

How To Survive a Horror Movie

1. No sex. At all. To be safe, no masturbation, either, and do not get naked.
2. No drugs or alcohol.
3. Never go out to investigate strange noises.
4. Never split up when you are in a large group.
5. Never say, "I'll be right back," because you won't.
6. Never watch a horror movie while you are in a horror movie.
7. Remember that dark alleys and basements are under no circumstances "safe zones".
8. Neither mock nor laugh at death or monsters. They hear all and will take vengeance.
9. Immediately run if you hear any of the following phrases: "A boy's best friend is his mother," "Here's Johnny," "I see dead people," "Let Jesus fuck you," "Thinner," "A census taker once tried to test me," or, "I wanna play a game".
10. If your car just happens to stall while near an old mansion in the rain in a rural area, it was probably planned.
11. Don't take a shower, because some whacko will probably be right there waiting. (The perv!)
12. Just stay away from summer camp.
13. FORBIDDEN NUMBER!!! FORBIDDEN NUMBER!!!
14. Strange noises are never "just the cat". For the love of God, you don't even own a cat!
15. Avoid plaid shirts like mad.
16. Zombies take advantage of falling. Pay attention to the ground at all times.
17. Pay attention to the crazy old guy, town drunk or scientist. They all have useful advice.
18. Screaming acts as a magnet for the mentally unstable.
19. Curses do not have a "sell by" date. Being on an ancient Indian graveyard will not help this.
20. Stick to a location near other people. Ever wondered why maniacs target log cabins?
21. Someone has escaped from the local prison? You might wanna tune into that report.
22. If you anger a gypsy, make it your number one priority to make peace immediately.
23. As a rule of thumb, any place other than your house is not safe.
24. Come to think of it, your house isn't too safe, either. Try building a panic room.
25. Oh, wait, never mind.
26. MULTIPLE OF FORBIDDEN NUMBER! MULTIPLE OF FORBIDDEN NUMBER!!!!
27. When a scary ventriloquist dummy turns up in the mail, don't leave it in your room, get the hell out of your house!
28. Easygoing nice guys with monosyllabic first names, their girlfriends, and children all automatically win in the end.
29. In contrast, slutty goth bitches, fat deputies, and jocks never do.
30. If you are lucky enough to, oh, say, knock out a madman with a shovel -- for the love of God don't drop the shovel and run away. YouSTAY there and BEAT HIS ASS DEAD WITH THAT SHOVEL.
31. Listen to the audience; they are way smarter than you will ever be.
32. Go for the eyes. Psycho killers are unnerved when you kick them in the groin, unless they're pussies.
33. Do not take this so called "shortcut".
34. If you do, take a close look at the bloody cars in the pit and keep a gun in your pocket.
35. The police are useless and will distract you. Throw a donut off a cliff to get rid of these pests, make sure you get their guns first.
36. If you are in a forest with wood stick figures, you're screwed. Might as well kill yourself.
37. If a little kid tells you that he saw a ghost or a scary man, BELIEVE HIM!!!
38. Pay attention to musical cues.
39. ANOTHER MULTIPLE OF FORBIDDEN NUMBER! ANOTHER MULTIPLE OF FORBIDDEN NUMBER!!!!!
40. If you're black, you will have the best advice, but you will become the scapegoat and die first anyway.
41. On the plus side, you get to say "motherfucker" a lot while you're still around.
42. Watch out for twist endings.
43. HOLY SHIT, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
44. Ha! Gotcha.
45. If the killer has a mask of some kind, tear it off. Somehow this has a greater priority over killing them.
46. Say "fuck" a lot. It helps build tension.
47. Above all, just use your basic common sense.
48. Oh, wait . . .
49. Don't scream or your ass is cooked.
50. Huge boobs spell death.
51. Since the audience won't care enough to remember your name anyway, consider name tags.
52. YET ANOTHER MULTIPLE OF FORBIDDEN NUMBER!!! YET ANOTHER MULTIPLE OF FORBIDDEN NUMBER!!!
53. Do not fall asleep. Ever.
54. Consider the possibility that you've been dead since the movie began.
55. Or maybe you are the killer!
56. If an item has "evil"/"demonic"/"cursed"/etc in its name/description, this is NOT your cue to start playing with it.
57. The previous rule goes DOUBLE for any sort of "Puzzle box", especially one that is said to open up a portal to Hell.
58. Never trust a wish-granting device/person in a horror movie; either the wish will come true with some horrible, ironic twist, or it will exact a terrible price (e.g. your SOUL, your kidneys, your genitals, all three, etc.)
59. The full moon is not a good time to go out and "watch the stars in the country".
60. Stay out of phone booths.
61. Be extra extra careful in any movie subtitled "The Final Chapter"; they'll try to squeeze in a higher body count.
62. Don't tell people the rules! Just let them die and get the fuck away from Ghostface, Randy, you bitch!
63. If you happen to be Paris Hilton, run around in circles out in an open field, yelling, "Oh, someone save me!" This way the killer can go after your retarded ass, buying time for everyone else. Why? 'Cause most of the world considers you a bloody waste of oxygen, slut.
64. All things considered, wouldn't you really be doing the world a favor by dying, anyway?
65. HOW MANY MULTIPLES OF FORBIDDEN NUMBER WILL WE GO THROUGH??? HOW MANY MULTIPLES OF FORBIDDEN NUMBER WILL WE GO THROUGH???
66. Never hide around the corner. The killer can still see the camera pointing at you.
67. If you have a gun and see something mutating, do not stare, SHOOT IT!
68. If you kill one small creepy slug/spider/incect thingy, it will have either lots of friends or a big mama near by to kill you.
69. make sure to wear contacts, glasses will fall off the worst of times.
70. Fog and night is your worst enemy, so stay in the sun as long as possible.
71. Always have someone sit in the back seat of your car, so that the evil ghost chasing you will not appear their, and tell you if there is the murderer in the car.
72. Lure aliens somewhere else with food. Failing food, throw an unliked member of your party in front of them and run. Failing an unliked member of your party, convince the alien to go vegan.
73. OH MY GOD SERIOUSLY LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!
74. Shit, how many times are you gonna fall for that?
75. Do not shower or take a bath, stay far away from the bathroom, or yo will be pwned.
76. Didn't we already cover that? Ah who cares...
77. Do not watch any videos that your friends beg you to watch, it is cursed.
78. OKAY THIS IS GETTING OLD!!!!!OKAY THIS IS GETTING OLD!!!!!
79. If your TV/Computer/PSP is cursed and a ghost is coming through, turning it off will not stop it, nor unplugging, so... break the screen.
80. If a place looks old and haunted, it defently is.
81. Do not run, you will trip, break your leg, and the villain will catch you, the slasher knows you will, that is why they never push themselfs.
82. God will not help you, ever.
83. After killing the monster, stab it a couple times more just to make sure it's dead.
84. Avoid picking up hitchikers. At all costs.
85. After someone says "Look behind you!" and is just teasing you, when they say it again, be sure to run as fast as you can. Do not say the words "I'm not falling for that stupid trick one more time" or any variation on those words.
86. Always say the Ezekiel 21:6 when you someone gets killed. That way, when he tries to kill again, he'll miss the victim.It's called " Divine Intervention"(btw....D.I. is an invention of Samuel L.Jackson).
87. Always have a dog with you.
88. If the dog goes towards the dark, and than you hear him squeeel, RUUUUUN!

kudos!

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