buti nga na hold!!

tinopak n naman kc ang gobyerno..
pati mga ofw gusto pahirapan..
yan dinagsa kau ng reklamo..
at na HOLD n xa...
mas maganda kung maabolish na 'to..

pussy galore...

here some cuteness...
before I sleep...
honestly..
it's very uncommon seeing a pussy and tits that close :P ....

Happy 50th b-day Lego!!!

Save the mother earth!!!!... stop the cows!!!!...........

did i get it???
did i??
did i??

damn!... i was trying to make the subject to be
as funny as possible :(


we all know.... err some of us does...
that farts mostly contain methane..
but guess who got the most amount of methanes in their farts...
HOLY COW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yup!!
as tasty as they seem.. they are pretty nasty farters (taga-utot hehehe) :P

some of the solutions scientists are thinking was..
to cut down our beef consumption..
as if they can do that...

but recent findings shows that putting garlic in their
foods cuts down the methane content..

"Experts claim cows are responsible for about 3% of Britain's greenhouse gases. But initial results from the start of the three-year study show that feed containing garlic could cut the amount of gas produced by up to 50%."

I had an idea...
why not use the cows in bio-gas(?) thingy..
put their assholes in a contraption..
that will suck those methanes to be re-used...


just my 2 cents :)

nice going owwa!!!...

The issuance of a new policy on direct hiring will hinder the job opportunities for overseas Filipino workers and place an additional layer of bureaucracy on foreign employment, according to a recruitment industry consultant.

Employment consultant Emmanuel Geslani in a statement on Monday said that Memorandum Circular No. 4, series 2007 that took effect last Jan. 15 will also mean additional costs for interested employers.

“The new guidelines will reduce the chances of Filipino workers in acquiring their own employers through their own efforts," Geslani said.

Under the new rules, direct hiring of OFWs by foreign employers will be allowed upon approval by the Secretary of Labor and subject to screening of employers and employment contract verification by the labor attaché or the Philippine embassy.

In addition, direct hiring will also be allowed only for members of the diplomatic corps and of international organizations, government officials of ministerial level, and employers who are hiring on one-time or trial basis.

The number of employees to be hired directly shall not exceed 5.

The new rule also directs the employers to comply with stricter documentation and processing requirements. This includes the posting of repatriation bond in the amount of US$5,000 per employee to guarantee the repatriation of the worker or of his remains, in the event of death, and performance bond of US$3,000 per employee to guarantee payment of the employee's salary for the duration of the employment contract.

The bonds could be secured from local bonding companies. They will also provide the employees with health and medical insurance.

Geslani said before the issuance on the guidelines, the contract for direct hiring just needs verification from the POLO (Philippine Overseas Labor Offices) and submission to the POEA for processing.

He said the approval of the Labor Secretary in all cases specified under the new guidelines is just another layer to the process of recruitment and will result to the delay of employment.

Geslani added that the $5,000 bond for repatriation, performance bond equivalent to three months salary, and medical insurance will discourage foreign employers to hire Filipinos.

Labor Secretay Arturo Brion explained that the adoption of a stricter policy on direct hires is aimed at strengthening the protection mechanisms for the OFWs. - GMANews.TV



And so it BEGUN.... :(



hmmmm... ano naman ngayun you may ask...
PAHIRAPAN na papunta dito..
kc nde na pwede yung mga agency/employer..
mag direct hire ng mga pinoys..
though the reason was for added security/protection para
sa mga pinoys n working abroad..
pero these we just added procedures..
that me slow down the process of people getting hired..
you know naman kung gaano kabilis ang processing s gov't no!!! :(

buti na lang nag pamember na ko s OWWA nung Dec pa :P

Monday Morning Sickness :(

grabe sakit ulo ko ..
every monday n lang ganito....
maybe it's psychological..
kc start na naman ng week....
a couple of days more before weekend...
gising n naman maaga....

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy.....

Cashback

This saturday (stay-home-weekend)..
so... it's another movie marathon...
got a hold of this Brit Love/Comedy story...
You may want to see the trailer below..
though it's a rated R movie..
due to nudity....



One of my fave lines in the movie is:...
It takes approximately 500 pounds to crush a human skull. But the human emotion is a much more delicate thing.

The story rotates to Ben Willis' life after break-up..
due to depression... he got an insomnia..
another extra hours to think about his ex...
so to divert his attention..
he started to work in a grocery store in graveyard shift..
save money for his art school...

this movie is nice...
kinda dragging...
but the whole thought or idea..
that after break-up/lost love..
which SADLY... I'm mostly familiar of...
just of think of this..
i KNOW it's hard especially when you devote your time/life...
to a person.. but ending up leaving you behind...

yeah,.. FUCK!! this life...
why it's always needs to be ONE-WAY-LOVE-AFFAIR....
those who make every way just to keep themselves a better person..
become a victim of.. SORRY-TRY-AGAIN love story....
human emotion isn't that easy to suddenly..
divert their attention to someone else..
because this particular person dump him/her...
for 1 good reason.. because...
WE LOVED THIS PERSON and what we feel is real...
it aint easy to just forget about that...

we kept hanging even if the thoughts of this relationship...
won't work.. or she doesn't like me...
or i'm just fucking my own ass....
we're hoping that..
SOMEDAY she'll appreciate everything I did for her...
SOMEDAY she'll love me the way I love her...
SOMEDAY we'll be together these are just so-called trials...

hmmmmmm......
honestly.... I don't know...
if you do know me...
you know how I accept this kind of things...
my whole persona seems to turn upside-down...
no-more mr. funnny guy...
i'm dead silence...
waiting for the time to pass by..
to forget abt. her...

maybe i could find someone else...
who will do everything I did for me...
just wishing/dreaming about it..
feels really good...

in summary.............
We're ALIVE not DEAD!!!....
we didn't do anything wrong....
we just fell in love to the wrong person..
don't force yourself in finding a new one..
she'll come......
pag 30+ ka na and still waiting...
KABAHAN k na!!! :P

Big Boobs worry no more..

Ever wonder the not-so-good stuffs abt big tities?..
hmm.. maybe exept for the common back injury, osteoporosis...
well actually some chix find it hard to check on their
weights.... 'coz the tities are covering the weighing scale...
not really sure if that's a BIG deal for the opposite sex..

hey! how would i know?!!!
btw.. before the topic got switched on man boobs :P ..

a nice so-so company created a wireless...
weighing scale viewer.....
phewww... so much for the innovation/creativity :)

Close tau s TFC Connect

TFC.. hmmm.. the only source of local entertainment/news
xenxa walang GMA Pinoy TV s cable namen..
and I'm not a GMA fanatic.. :P

Last October.. ung dumating ako dito...
mejo oks p ung TFC konek...
cool ung host..
c John Pratts he's cool not in a GAYISH way ha.. :P
asa!!.. what I meant is oks ung hosting..
not overdone and not boring...

pero at the start of 2008..
they changed the host to..
Jamelle Jamer...
mejo.. nde ko trip the way she host..
too much pa-cute in lay mans term..
so you have to put a "peace" sign..
near your head..
and shake ur booty..
while saying "Close tau s TFC konek!!"
watch the clip to get a hold of what i'm saying..

What no more pics???

due to lack of excitement in this boring
home-work-home routine...
i kinda stop taking pics...

hey!.. it would just end up..
posting the same pics but w/ different timestamp :P

and i'm not that comfortable
bringing my cam from and to work..
it seems like i'm those pervs...
digi cam always ready..
to snap on those school girls..
heheheh :P

i'll try to put some excitement..
in this routine once in a while... :P
probably like break the window..
in the bus by kicking it..
put out my head to grasp some breath..
then shout:
"PUCHA ANG BAHO NG ANAPS NA KATABI KO!!!! :("

Boardtards...

I'm soooo digging this tard thing..
for the noobs tards came from the word retards..
so I can call you a noobtards...
it's a hella flexible word attach it to some words to
describe peeps that u hate..
like
MS fanboys --> Wintards
MAC fanboys --> Mactards
people u really hate --> fucktards.. LOL!!

boardtards are those people..
who don't know how to use the forum/board...

here some tips regarding the boards..

1. Stop flirting..
i guess you don't have any luck flirting w/ real people..
so you started flirting w/ usernames...
unsure of their gender...
u feel so in love looking at their pics :( ..
seriously.... use the PM thingy on the board...
and it just make so weird to other posters...

2. Kill joy
forum is fun community...
people often make fun of things..
post stupid/funny comments...
that's why some people will post some stuffs that you know
is not real but they will tell it as if they were real..
hey! it's part of the whole joke stuffs...

like i saw in some board..
that they talk about Borat is planning to run for
Kazakztan(??) presidential election..
and some noobtards post:
"You know Borat is not a real person"

i was like:
DUDE!!!! do you seriously have to waste bandwidth just to
post that crap... :(

3. Signature my ass...
can't think of ryt title/caps for this item..
sorry if it sounds cheesy..
well this is for the noobs..
who got those wallpaper sized signatures :(
as if they wanna show the whole board..
on what does their desktop look like..
if the board has an auto-resize stuff...
they will think of other ways..
like put a 1GB (hehehe) .. sized GIF image
feel sorry for those who got dial-up connections..

if you really can't help..
being proud of those gifs/wallpapers..
i think hyperlinking them is a great solution..
hope you're aware of that.. it's great trick in html/web btw :P

4. I'm internet famous.. woot!!!
I don't find no problem with this..
but it's just annoying seeing some noobs...
post like a:
:)
or the word
"UP!"
on the board just to increase the post counts :(
i know this is a free world..
you can post almost anything in the board..
but put some sense on it... even just once...

5. I love me...
Sometime we can't help posting personal problems..
stories in the board just to ask for some advice..
hey most of the time they work...

or even realy realy like this specific pic
of yourself.. can't prevent urself from putting it in
ur avatar or signature...

sadly internet is a filthy crap...
pervs are lurking...
so if you don't wanna be stalked...
or spammed by emails..
please don't post personal infos..
emails.. pics...

6.Double signatures..
Not really sure abt this..
but this really is annoying...
those peeps like..
post something then put their username at the end..
like:
"
Hi peeps newbie here!


noobtard
"

we know that u'r noobtard..
no need to put it again at the end of your posts..
and if you really love seeing ur nick twice
in every post...
why not put it in your signature.. *i think that's their main use :P

hmmm...
to sum it up...
Anonymity is a great thing...
don't trust people on the web...
specially those usernames/nicks with:
316 (John 3:16)
143 (i love you... shet!)
_13-19 (oh... grow up.. stop living as if ur a teen)
rulz (oh yeah ur nick rulez.. then what??)

Check out my matching pipes!

been seeing this add on the bus/mrt station..
and i started to loose trust on the whole mankind :(

01/19/2008 Saturday pics...

Weekend..
time to stock-up the grocery... :)
wanna see my typical grocery..

Yan lng grocery ko..
mejo konti lng no?...
hehe.. nde naman kc mahilig lumamon... :)



My daily doze of Tuna Light..
na walang lasa...
Argentina cornde beef...
isa na lang xa :(
dame nyang dala ko galing s pinas..
wla kc kwenta corned beef dito...

Xempre Oishi...
kelangan me chicha...
at alak...
para s'men..
kc naman c Tabij..
reklamo n painom naman daw kame..
sbagay s kanya ung ininom nameng Heineken at Tequila nung New Year..

01/18/2008 Friday pics....

Batch of pics for Friday :)

Fave kong coffee mug..
lakas kape no?!!!



huge slippers ko....
hehe.. yan ung naarbor ko ke.. Brian..
mejo marume na nga eh...


Mga kalandian s buhay..
xempre Myra 400e
the.. DETOX yan ung tinatawag nilang gluta...
Vitamin C naman ung nasa left...

One good thing about Friday is..
casual wear kame as in jeans...
yan ung fave kong jeans..

kc naman ganda ng design s back pocket...


kakainis nga...
maluwag n sa'ken :(
wala p namang ibang ganyan....


Yan ung pantry s office..
ang dume ng toaster nila no?!!..
gulat nga me ung mngr ko.. luto jan...
ang chaka kaya :P

Then ung lababo..
yang malake na yan para s hot water..
wala lang :)


hehe.. ask kc ni Kalbo..
kung lahat ng toilet dito eh ung pinost ko kahapon.
show ko lang na meron naman normal..


Yan ung layo-view ng toilet :P

You asked for it..
kaya ginawa ko.. :P

wala lang..
bket b...
astig nga ng shoes ko...

01/17/2008 Thursday pics....

finally got somethin' to do...
yung mejo expertise ko..
tuwing kc me gimik ako lage photographer... :(

Yan yung pics namen nung Sat..
dba me tama na ko..
bagal ko ng lakad...
wala n ring focus :P
sinusundan ko jan cla Mike??(right), Reigan (Middle) at Tabij(Left)

Dito ko sinundan cla Mark..
nde kame ata natuloy dito..
kc mejo maingay na daw ako..
s kakahanap ng GOTO s Kamayan :P
mahal ng fud no!.. pag kononvert mo..

Pasok namen is 8:30..
since lapet lng xa..
8:15 ako ales apt..
eto ung Blk 3-5 :)

Nasa Bus Station..
yan ung HDB s Dover Crescent..
Nasa Blk 5 kme..ung mejo natatakpan nyang hdb n yan :)

Yan ung bus #74...
epal yan minsan..
15 mins me hintay..
tagal dating.. kaya madalas late :(

Singapore Poly...
School malapet s Dover MRT Station..
Yan ung typical scenario pag stop..
bus namen s Dover MRT Station...
Bus #74 lang ata ang nadaan s station na 'to...
at dadaan s 2 school SIM University at Ngee Ann Poly...
kaya puro students yan...
jan k magsawa s mini skirts & short shorts...
nde kc uso uniform dito..
and sobrang init..
from Jan-Oct SUMMER dito...
kaya nga naitim na ko :(

Mga 8:45 ofis na ko...
at ako usually maaga s rum namen..
4 lng kame dun..
yan ung desk Wu Yong...
TL ko yan ung pinahawak ako ng SA(Student Admin)..
turuan nya ko ng ASP (Acive Server Pages)... na naka interface s PS..


William tawag namen s kanya..
pero lam ko nde yan name nya..
ganyan mo lng xa bigkas...
mukhang.. Wil Lyam ung real name nya..
basta kumag yan...
kc naman 1 time.. dating ako 9 am..
nakita ko xa nakaupo s sahig s lapet s pintuan ng ofis...
kanina p pla xa dun 8 am..
sabe ko bat nde k pasok??...
sabe nya nakalimutan nya ung code s door lock...
kc naman door namen me...
susi na .. key-in k pa numbers as addt'l lock..


Desk ni Arlene....
nothing special.. except for the pastel colored na binders..
Desk ko yan :)
mejo maayus n yan..
nakakalat usually print outs jan :P

Of course nde mawawala ung..
rubix cube...

Unang gawa s ofis..
is to hilamos..
oi nde ako tumatae jan no...
natutuwa lng me s toilet n yan..
yan ung od-skul n toilet..
para s mga gurangis n intsik..
ung sanay na ung toilet na nasa floor :(

hmmm....
haba n ng buhok ko...
since dumating me nung Oct last year dito..
never pa ko pagupet...

hehe... payat ko na.. :)
nde naman maxadong proud no!..
diet routine ko:

Weekdays:
No rice
No breakfast
Lunch (coffee and sandwich)
Dinner (tuna and high-fiber bread)

Weekends:
Lunch (rice naman ung bili s Hawker)
Dinner (tuna and high-fiber bread)
so in-short twice lng me rice w/in a week..

Lunch break na!!!
12:30 - 1:30 lng xa...
Nde me nasama s kanila pag lunch..
kc cla puna cafeteria and lamon...
Yan ung pc ni Arlene..
wala lng pansin ko lng kc..
nde naman xa maxadong proud..
iwan pc nya naka labas lahat YM..


Yan ung typical lunch ko...
$2 --> 2 coffees ...
$2 --> Sandwich ..
yan almost lage ko bili.. s me convenient store w/in the school..
friend ko na nga ung crew dun eh.. :P

6 pm...
tanggal coat then uwe na...
w/ matching usok s CR..
actually mejo malabo lng ung lense kc..
galing s freezer-room namen :(

Mail Box s Blk-5
wala lang...
per room yan...

Nasa 14th floor na ko s apt..
before pasok s apt...
dungaw ko lage ung condo s tapat namen..
na me halong INGGIT :(
me swimming pool kc cla..

Yan ung full view nung condo..
Mas lalong kainggit me sarili clang tennis court..
wan 2 sawa cla laro jan..
naririnig ko p nga cla laro kahit 11 pm na...
shet!.. sarap ng ganun.. hubad damet..
dahil sobrang pawis..
tapos laro lang..

Typical dinner ko..
Argentina corned beef +dietary bread..
mga 7:30 pm 'to..
xempre dinner s harap ng tv...
habang nood TV Patrol....

wala lng...
init kc kaya naka bukas ung fan...

Jerk Off 2K8

Those crazy japs again...
wasting their resources and creativity..
in feeding their own sexual drive :(

haaayy...
mga kalokohan no!
btw.. dame pla xang cups.. in fairness!!:
Deep Throat Cup, Soft Tube Cup, Rolling Head Cup, Air Cushion Cup, and the invigorating Double Hole Cup.




sama nga malibog jan..
easy lng kau..
s japan p lng xa available..
"We are now planning to export our products to all over the world. At the first stage, we will export TENGA (same-size as Japan) to Asia, and then after we develop large size products, we will start to export TENGA to the rest of the world."

See! aminado cla na maliit putotoy nila... hehehe :)

but seriously...
ano p kayang maiisip nila susunod..
they got sex-dolls/androids b un..
as in ung nagsasalita....

ahhhhaaa!!!!..
me naisip na ko..
feeling ko next product dun..
ung remote-control tounge :(
kung me fetish k na dinidalaan tenga mo..
or ur whole body.. eh di maganda :P

condolence.. cabs

last monday..
nag past-away mother ng tropa ko sa Mapua..
malapit s'ken mother nya..
kc un alaga s'men pag overnyt kme s kanila...

kahit nde naman kame nagawa ng thesis..
kunde nood lng ng hentai..
o laro ng PS2...

nakakalungkot kc..
ako lng ung kulang s tropa namen :(
and nde ko nadalaw ung mom nya s hospital..
nung uwe ako ng pasko...

kaya s small article n lang to s blog ko...
ako bawe..

again... tnx po s lahat tita..
hopefully mabilis ung connection nyo jan s heaven.. :)

haaaaay.... Ang Drama ng buhay..

lately dame nakakapansin..
mejo ang drama ko raw :(

kakainis nga..
nde naman ako ganito s pinas..
kc dun.. pag mejo me problema..
o kaya badtrip..
tawagan ko lng cla mare...
like Marbles tau..
pag nde naman pwede cla Joyce..
classmates ko nung HS...
takaw gimik kc mga to..

pag wala talaga..
usually nood ako movie kahit mag isa...
un lang.. dba atleast dun dame..
gawa para makalimot...

alam nyo ba life ko dito?...
ganito xa ka-boring...

Weekdays:
Wake-up 7:30 am..
ilang minutong nag hahanap ng ulirat.. :P
around 8:00 - 8:15..
paalis na ko nyan haus...
dating ako ofis mga 8:30...
s office room namen..
4 lng kame..
2 intsik..
2 pinoy..
ung isa c Arlene..
nde kame close nun..
me nde nga me usap..
unless n me kelangan ako s kanya..
kya buong araw tutok s trabaho pag meron..
pag wala.. browse.. hanap k-chat..

tapos saktong 6 pm..
uwe na ko nyan..
bawal kc OT..
mga 6:30 lock nila ung ofis...

7:00 pm.. haus na ko..
prepare dinner..
suus!! prepare daw...
hehe bukas lng delata..
tapos bread ung kanin ko..
dapat fiber-bread xa.. pampa jebs..
after kain...
kunin laptop...
then punta sala..
nood tv while browsing...
ganito ako hanggang 12 am..
the tulog...

as in sobrang ganon lng talaga...

weekends naman..
stay lang ako s haus..
para tipid..
unless mayaya ng mga housemates ko gimik..
pero sorang bihira un..
kc andito family nila..
kaya gwardyado ung 2 :P


Payo nga s'ken ng agent ko..
yup mejo close kame..
kc ako ung first n napasok nya dito...
sabe nga nya cguro malungkot lng ako...
kc naiinggit ako s mga kasama ko s haus..
ung 2 meron ng family..
payo nya..
MAG-ASAWA k na kc!!...
hehe.. kung pwede nga lang...
ganon maghatak g babae..
sabay kasal agad..
tapos tira n lang s magulang.. :P
eh.. iba kc ako..
gusto ko mag-asawa kaso mas gusto ko..
ung stable muna...
cguro being prepare/stable..
will show my maturity... at masasabing
seryoso talaga ako...

Then one of my friends..
sabe is..
"wala k kc ginagawa jan..
kaya kung ano ung iniisip mo"..

actually she's right..
we can say na busy ako sa work..
for 8 hrs.. then ung another 8 hrs..
wala akong ginagawa..
but I'm really looking into this na..
I even created a web site pra s mga HS batchmates ko...
kc sobrang wala akong magawa...
eto pla xa...
http://tkofranse.googlepages.com/index.htm

mejo kulang kulang p yan..

cguro another thing is..
wala akong maka-usap..
or makipag gaguhan dito..
kc naman dba...
me saririling family n mga kasama ko..

pero lam nyo..
seriouslly never kong naisip na..
mahohomesick ako dito..
kc sanay ako mag isa s pinas..
i got no family..
all i got were my friends..

pero dito..
walang kaso ung family...
mejo mahirap ung friends :(

kaya everytime na me..
makikita me opening dito..
lage ko refer friends ko..
iba kc pag kumpleto ung tropa dito..
never mong maiisip n nasa ibag lugar k...

all in all..

If you know me...
Alam nyo na masayahin ako..
i don't even like myself acting like this :(
sana makahanap me ways to keep my self busy..
ung tipid ha.. kelangan mag ipon eh :P ...

Kelly Mode

kanina.. puchaa... sobrang dameng issue :(
me issue sa workflow.. na route s iba ung project costing id...
tapos meron p s journals n sobrang weird ayus n xa.. valid for posting..
n ung status pero pag click mo ung Post button..
bumabalik ung status s Not valid for posting :( ..

kaya sobrang taranta replicate data s dev...

update data back end...

update ako isang line...
tapos bat parang tagal mag run :(

eto ung SQL ko:
UPDATE PS_JRNL_LN
SET POSTED_BASE_AMT = 100,
FOREIGN_AMT = 100
WHERE JOURNAL_LN = 1


anong male??
tae nyo naman kung nde nyo napansin..
update nya lahat ng journals sa table..
nakalimuta ko lagay..
journal id, busines unit at journal date..

tae! auto commit p naman gamet namen tools :(
ooo WTF!!!... dev naman xa..
at admin gamet ko acct kaya walang makakahalata :)


bigla ko tuloy naisip..
ung pang aasar ko s nagawa ni Kelly s PS_EX_TRANS :P
at least dev lang na galaw ko...

Boys night out --- Singapore edition...

Last Saturday...
inaya ako 2 room mates ko...
me lakad daw cla ng mga ofis mates nila...
same company lng kc ung dalawa...
tapos sobrang dame pinoy p s kanila..
dun nga me inggit kc mukhang masaya s ofis nila..
mukhang mga anaps/intsik mao-OP sa kanila eh.. :P

anyways... sama nila ko..
cguro pra ma meet ko rin naman ung trpa nila..
xaka mukhang kilala ko cla eh..
well. ung iba kc dating Accenture..
tapos DB p ung project...

punta kame s Tanjong Pagar ata un..

ok first stop..
Fonder ata un...
mejo limot ko n name..
nde naman kame pumasok..
dun lng namen mineet s labas ung iba..
mukhang me nag warm up na sa loob...
dun ko kita c Bert and Bai..
very familiar talaga ung 2 :)
kasama nila s loob ung 3 JSE ata na nandito for training..
or sort of nde ko na maxado tanda eh..
basta s mukha plang halata n JSE..
kc walang buhok s mukha..
at mukhang nasa tenga ung ngiti nung lumabas...

then tawid kame..
sbay pasok s Angeles
hehe.. tawa ako s comment nung isa..
mga babae dito ung tipong..
gusto mong maghubad...
at ipalaba s kanila ung damet mo..
s madilim p nga lang mas maganda n katulong namen..
pano p s liwanag :P


then order c Bert ng 2 blacklabel...
hati hati na lng kame..
2nd time ko inom nito..
first time last christmas...
mejo n curious lng me kung baket sobrang mahal nya eh..
mejo oks naman lasa nya in fairness pero..
mas gusto ko pa rin ung mura na fundador... :)

grabe inom ako na prang sabek s alak...
soobrang bihira kc ako inom dito..
alam u na mahal mga bisyo dito...
xaka kala ko libre...
kaya as in enjoy to death ako.. :)
me lumapet s'ken..
hmm me itsura naman...
kaso pero ung usapan...
bilhan mo cla ng ladies drinks n worth $40(4 shots of tequila)...
tapos usap kau...
sabe ko...
tae mo!...
enjoy na ko s ginagawa ko..
me hawak n black label..
sabay nanonood ng laban ng Chelsea s Flat screen...
maganda ung laban kaya sort of na enjoy ako..
xaka tipid... :P

after a couple of minutes..
ung mga totoy me mga babae ng gumilgiling s harap nila..
aba! mukhang sinusulit last day nila s SG.. :P
me nakangiti n naman matutulog mamaya :P

after ng 2 bottles..
gulat ako biglang nagka ambagan..
kainis kala ko libre..
$100 lng dala ko..
buti n lang $25 lng ung ambag...

tapos ales n kame..
iwan namen ung me mga totoy na nasa kamunduhan.. :P
daan kame backdoor..
not sure kung saan kame sunod punta..
tagasunod lang naman ako...
then punta kame s isang bar..
puro pinoy din babae..
pero mas discreet..
kc mukhang ok ung crowd...
tanong ako nung isa..
mejo limot ko na name nya..
bat ayaw mo kuha babae..
sabe ko yoko pinay..
gusto ko singaporean kaso..
me customer ehhh... :P
anyways basta inom n naman kame black label...

after that uwe n rin kame..
nde nga namen alam what time kame uwe..
basta ang tanda ko...
sumuka ako before tulog...
grabe ayoko ng uminom :(

cnabihan n lang me pag gising ko..
na around 5 am na kame dumating...

Gender Issues

Never talaga pumasok s isip ko 'to..
para kcng there's no way na malalaman..
mo kung male/female ung clients mo...
especially kung mag be-base k lang s names no...
cguro dahil nde me nakaka intindi ng cantonese/chinese(language b 'to?? :P)...
kaya hirap ako madalas construct email s kanila...
hirap gamet ng pronoun :(
instead na lagay ko:
"She asked for the code change"..
nagiging..
"Muks Mu Tae Yu asked for the code change"...

weird no...
kahit s greetings part ng email..
mejo hirap...
nasanay kc ako ung:
Hi John,
ung first name lang gagamitin mo...
eh dito nde ko alam kung saan ko puputuling..
ung marame nilang names :P
alen dun ung first name... o last name..
kaya usually full name n lng lagay ko...
pra safe :)

Unlike s'ten...
or typical american names..
marinig mo p lng ung first name...
98% sure k na s gender nito..
except s 2% n me ma weird n names..
like pinaghahalong name ng parents..
like Chaga (Aga + Charlene)..
o kaya ung mga names n pang lalake bigay s mga girls..
like c Joey Med.. (bgla lng pasok s utak ko..
asan n kaya 'to)....

kahit cla mejo hirap din...
oks naman name ko..
bat kaya me isang kumag n client..
buti n lang Ms tawag nya nde misis :P
pero in fairness mabaet xa..
pinapunta ko xa s desk ko dahil...
me topak pc nya nde ma access ung UAT env..
xa pa nga presenta n mag test dito...
aba me hidden HD s ken c manang..
mejo kaasar nga lng.
kc mga nasa late 40s na xa..
kaya ung typical n UAT around 30 mins lng..
umabot kme 2 hrs...
pno b naman test nga lng kumpletuhing daw lahat ng fields...
as in effort talaga xa kaka isip..
eh pag nag test kung ano ano n lng pindot ko s keyboard..
tapos ung required fields lng lagay ko...

pansin nyo rin b s pic s taas...
ung name ko male :(
baket BENA ??
ay nako namumuro n s'ken tong mga intsik n to..
wala ng tinama sa name ko..
kulang n lng tawagin akong..
Ms. Bena