Boardtards...

I'm soooo digging this tard thing..
for the noobs tards came from the word retards..
so I can call you a noobtards...
it's a hella flexible word attach it to some words to
describe peeps that u hate..
like
MS fanboys --> Wintards
MAC fanboys --> Mactards
people u really hate --> fucktards.. LOL!!

boardtards are those people..
who don't know how to use the forum/board...

here some tips regarding the boards..

1. Stop flirting..
i guess you don't have any luck flirting w/ real people..
so you started flirting w/ usernames...
unsure of their gender...
u feel so in love looking at their pics :( ..
seriously.... use the PM thingy on the board...
and it just make so weird to other posters...

2. Kill joy
forum is fun community...
people often make fun of things..
post stupid/funny comments...
that's why some people will post some stuffs that you know
is not real but they will tell it as if they were real..
hey! it's part of the whole joke stuffs...

like i saw in some board..
that they talk about Borat is planning to run for
Kazakztan(??) presidential election..
and some noobtards post:
"You know Borat is not a real person"

i was like:
DUDE!!!! do you seriously have to waste bandwidth just to
post that crap... :(

3. Signature my ass...
can't think of ryt title/caps for this item..
sorry if it sounds cheesy..
well this is for the noobs..
who got those wallpaper sized signatures :(
as if they wanna show the whole board..
on what does their desktop look like..
if the board has an auto-resize stuff...
they will think of other ways..
like put a 1GB (hehehe) .. sized GIF image
feel sorry for those who got dial-up connections..

if you really can't help..
being proud of those gifs/wallpapers..
i think hyperlinking them is a great solution..
hope you're aware of that.. it's great trick in html/web btw :P

4. I'm internet famous.. woot!!!
I don't find no problem with this..
but it's just annoying seeing some noobs...
post like a:
:)
or the word
"UP!"
on the board just to increase the post counts :(
i know this is a free world..
you can post almost anything in the board..
but put some sense on it... even just once...

5. I love me...
Sometime we can't help posting personal problems..
stories in the board just to ask for some advice..
hey most of the time they work...

or even realy realy like this specific pic
of yourself.. can't prevent urself from putting it in
ur avatar or signature...

sadly internet is a filthy crap...
pervs are lurking...
so if you don't wanna be stalked...
or spammed by emails..
please don't post personal infos..
emails.. pics...

6.Double signatures..
Not really sure abt this..
but this really is annoying...
those peeps like..
post something then put their username at the end..
like:
"
Hi peeps newbie here!


noobtard
"

we know that u'r noobtard..
no need to put it again at the end of your posts..
and if you really love seeing ur nick twice
in every post...
why not put it in your signature.. *i think that's their main use :P

hmmm...
to sum it up...
Anonymity is a great thing...
don't trust people on the web...
specially those usernames/nicks with:
316 (John 3:16)
143 (i love you... shet!)
_13-19 (oh... grow up.. stop living as if ur a teen)
rulz (oh yeah ur nick rulez.. then what??)