Karma

from Earl Hickey:
Karma is..
Do GOOD things and GOOD this will also come to you..
Do BAD things and it will come to haunt you.....

Last Tuesday!.. yeah!! just this tuesday....
August 14 to be exact.....

It's our project's UAT(User Acceptance Test)/Performance Test..
so everyone seems jumpy and on their toes.....

Since I'm basically waiting for my counterpart's GO signal...
so I'm sort of preparing everything...
and I saw this newbie...
it's his 1st time being Primary Oncall in our project..
and it seems like everything is going good in his Oncall duty...

Time to act like an ASS :-D

I was like:
Yo! 1st time being Primary Oncall eh!!...
and nothing is failing....

Hey you need to go through our ..
fucking experience during our ON call duties somewhere last year..
wherein we can't almost do our task all we do all day was to..
watch the batch and resolve failures...

oh!! crap!! those were the days......

and I started to swear at him :)...

I wish that you got some freaking failure..
around the end of you're oncall schedule..
something that has to do with the Tables..
which is hard to replicate........

AHHHH i got it!!...
The snapshot error and table space issue...
everyone laughs.... and he was like....
asking everyone..
Is it really that hard to resolve those issue..
and we were HELL YEAH!!!.................


SNAP!!!!


OK!! the GO signal came...
I started the interface, I checked the data that it will..
process and it's 8 Mil rows...
hmmm... seems we're going to wait for a while...
after a 3 hrs... the job failed... FUCK!!!!

when I checked the error it's
a DB error:
SNAPSHOT TOO FUCKING OLD!!!

As adviced by the DBAs I re-ran the interface...
after 3 hours again....
guess what it FAILED.....
guess again.....
another DB error..
and it's
TABLESPACE ISSUE IT'S ALREADY FULL!!!


I left everything to my US counterpart..
for resolution...
hey!! it's already 11 pm here.....

Guess what???!!!!
everything works fine!!!!!

and I was!!


Fuck You KARMA I'll get you someday!!!! :)

Custom Made for my NUTS!!!

just saw this pic from giz:

I was like..............................

WOWWW!!!!!

if you looked at the pic.. u'll see that the

right nut is smaller than the left :D

not really sure if it's a known fact..

hey!!! i don't measure my balls' circumference LOL!!!!

Style Arena

Part of my daily routine is to check the new fav in Japan.....
This site got them all.. as in weekly updates
http://www.style-arena.jp/


Saw this chix and I was WOOOOOOOOOOOOOWW!!!!

she deserves an entry on this blog:

Comics

Just wanna post the following comics...
damn!!! props for Explosm.net:

What is happiness???

• it’s when everything sucks and you’re doing just fine..
• it’s about being contented with what you have and who you are but not really comprising the dream of getting a better life..
• it’s about knowing yourself and learning to accept who you are..
• it’s about realizing that life is far from being perfect but enjoying whatever comes your way..
• it’s about stopping to smell the roses and to listen before the music is over..
• it’s about seizing every opportunity that comes your way and enjoying every moment..
• being loved & knowing it at your core
• surviving very painful losses & being OK
• having opportunities to love others, to give yourself away
• receiving the gifts of others’ otherness
• finding good work to do that expresses who you are
• reveling in the outrageous gorgeousness of the earth
• enjoying your physical existence, your body & what it can do
• stretching your mind, taking on new challenges
• having faith that Love is at the core of everything
• finally being happy is not merely an emotion, it is also a choice.. :)

ES Update - Week 1

ES (Experimental Stupidity) ....

How does this experiment been doing so far:...

hmmmm.......

1. I pissed off a lot of people

That's probablly what I get when:

• Don't answer my friends calls or text messages.... (don't get me wrong I don't really have any load :)
• Don't go with them during lunch break..

Hey! when I said that this time i'ts all about myself..

I really mean it :)

I'm really sorry for this i'm not angry at you..

Hope u guys understand :(

2. I lost some some lbs...

What did u get..

when u almost don't eat.. only cereals (nesvita)..

100 crunches and lifts a night....

3. I got roots

My dream to become the local Pau Gasol.... is sooooooooooo near....

See:

Stalker....

Just had an idea regarding this entry...

'coz last monday..

saw a chix in my way home...

i suddenlly realized that she's the one i was stalking like

a week which way waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayy...

when i was in 6 grade....

the scenario is like cheesy :)...

might as well draw it :)

spare the drawing guys!!..

i'm bad at mspaint :)

The scenario...

was i have to drive my back to their block...

and stare at her... for a couple of mins...

ha!!! strage ryt?!...

not really sure why did I do that...

i stopped when I saw her talking to her dad..

and pointing at me :(

damn!! when I saw her last Monday!!..

geez!!! she's HAWTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!