random stuff...

here some stuff/mail ived received from my officemate...
some are quite funny some are dull.....
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PAG MURA ANG SONGHITS NA NABILI MO....
I decided long ago, never to walk in edu manzano... (I decided long ago,never to walk in anyone's shadow)

Cry by Mandy Moore - A walk to remember... it was late afternoon! (I'llalways remember, it was late afternoon)

All My Life by K-ci and Jojo - supposed to be you're like mymother,supposed to be you're like my sister (close to me you're like mymother... close to me you're like my sister)

Where's the Love - People killing, people flying, children hurt an living,crying... (People killing, people dying; children hurt and you hear themcrying)

Leaving on a jet plane - so kiss me and SMAFFLE me... (so kiss me and smilefor me...)

Usher & Alicia's My Boo - It started when we were younger you were NINE...(It started when we were younger you were mine)

Eto pa: ...and you were my BEYBLADE... it started when were younger youwere FINE... hehehe....

(eto isa sa mga naging favorites, hehehe...)
If I Ain't Got You by Alicia Keys - "some people want TAMBOURINES.."(diamond rings)

Britney's Baby One More Time - My ONLY NEST is killing me... and I........(My loneliness....)

Thumbthumping (Chumbawumba) - I get knocked down by an elephant, mymommas's gonna bring me down... (I get knocked down, but I get up again...)

Crush by Jennifer Paige - "i-splash, a little crush.." ("it's just.. alittle crush..")

Red Hot's Californication - "Viva Californication...." (Dream ofCalifornication...)

No scrubs, TLC - "A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fine but is also knownas a BUS STOP" (buster)

Waterfalls by TLC: Don't go JASON waterfalls... (Chasin')

John Mayer - You're ALICE IN WONDERLAND... You're ALICE IN WONDERLAND I'lluse my hands (Body is a wonderland)

Baa Baa Black Sheep: "Baa baa black sheep, heavy on the road...

"With A Smile by Eraserheads: "lift ur HAND.. baby dont be scared.. of thethings that could go wrong along the way.. (HEAD!!!)

Wag Na Wag Mong Sasabihin by Kitchie Nadal: maaaaaaaaaag... , magdamag mongsasabihin........

two-trick pony by sandwich - i have been waiting for you all night underthe glow of INSECENT LIGHT (...under the glow of YOUR SATELLITE)

On Bended Knees by Boyz II Men: Oh God give me the reason, I'M DOWN...ABANDON ME... (I'm down on bended knee)

Red Hot's Zephyr Song: Fly away on my CELLPHONE...I feel it more than ever(Fly away on my zephyr, I feel it more than ever)

AND FINALLY....
Soul of Christ... sat beside me... (sanctify me! Ü)Hehehe.=====

ETO ANG "THE BEST!"

Nothing's gonna change my love for you... you know NAMAN MY LOVE how much Ilove you...

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KABABATA BA KITA? ALAM MO BA 'TO?

Nung ikaw ay bata... nagawa mo ba 'to?

*kumakain ka ba ng aratilis?
*nagpipitpit ng gumamela para gawing soapy bubbles nahihipan mo sa binilog na tanggkay ng walis tingting?
*pinipilit ka ba matulog ng nanay mo pag hapon at di ka papayagan maglaro pag di ka natulog?
*marunong ka magpatintero, saksak puso, langit-lupa, teleber-teleber, luksong tinik?
*malupit ka pag meron kang Atari or Family Computer?
*alam mo ang silbi ng up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, b, a, select start?
*may mga damit ka na U.S.E.D., Boy London, Cross Colors, Esprit, Blowing Bubbles at pag nakakakita ka ng Bench na damit eh naalala mo si Richard Gomez?
*addict ka sa Rainbow Brite, Carebears, My Little Pony, Thundercats, Bioman, Voltes V, Mazinger Z, Daimos,
He-man at marami pang cartoons na hindi pa translated sa tagalog?
*nanonood ka ng Shaider kasi nabobosohan mo si Annie at type na type mo ang dilaw na panty nya?
*marunong ka mag wordstar at nakahawak ka na talaga ng 5.25 na floppy disk?
*inaabangan mo lagi ang batibot at akala mo magkakatuluyan si kuya bodgie at ate sienna...
*nung high school ka inaabangan mo lagi Beverly Hills 90210?
*gumagamit ka ng AQUANET para pataasin ang bangs mo?
*meron kang blouse na may padding kung babae ka at meron kang sapatos na mighty kid kung lalake ka?
*nangongolekta ka ng paper stationaries at mahilig ka magpapirma sa slumbook mo para lang malaman mo kung sino ang crush ng type mo?
*kilala mo si manang bola at ang sitsiritsit girls? e si luning-ning at luging-ging?
*alam mo ibig sabihin ng time space warp at di mo makakalimutan ang time space warp chant?
*idol mo si McGyver at nanonood kang Perfect Strangers?
*eto malupet... six digits! lang ba ang phone number nyo dati?
*nakakatawag ka pa sa pay phone ng 3 bentesingko lang ang dala?
*cute pa si Aiza Seguerra sa Eat Bulaga at alam mo ang song na "eh kasi bata"?
*inabutan mo ba na ang Magnolia Chocolait eh nasa glass bottle pa na ginagawang lalagyan ng tubig ng nanay mo sa ref?
*meron kang pencil case na maraming compartments na pinagyayabang mo sa mga kaklase mo?
*noon mo pa hinahanap kung saan ang Goya Fun Factory?
*alam mo lyrics ng "tinapang bangus" at "alagang-alaga namin si puti"?
*alam mo ang kantang "gloria labandera".. lumusong sha sa tubig ang paa ay nabasa at ang "1, 2, 3, asawa ni marie"... hehehe!
*sosyal ka pag may Play-doh ka at Lego... at nag-iipon ka ng G.I. Joe action figures at iba pa ang mukha ni Barbie noon?
*inabutan mo pa yung singkong korteng bulaklak at yung diyes na square?
*lumaki kang bobo dahil ang akala mo nangangagat talaga ang alimango sa kantang tong-tong-tong... diba naninipit yun?
*alam mo yung kwento ng pari na binigyan ng pera yung batang umakyat ng puno para bumili ng panty...
and shempre, alam mo rin ba kung ano binigay nya sa nanay nung umakyat ng puno?
*meron kang kabisadong kanta ni Andrew E na alam mo hanggang ngayon.. aminin?..
*laging lampin ang sinasapin sa likod mo pag pinapawisan ka?
*bumibili ka ng Tarzan, Texas at Bazooka bubble gum... tira-tira, at yung kending bilog nasinawsaw sa asukal?
*kinukupit mo pa at nanonood ka ng mga porno tapes ng tatay mo na nasa BETAMAX format pa...
at sanay ka tawagin ang porn as BOLD?
*takot ka dumating ang year 2000 dahil sabi nila magugunaw daw ang mundo?

KUNG ALAM MO LAHAT DITO LAGPAS KA NA NG 25 YEARS OLD...
KAPAG HALOS LAHAT ALAM MO, NASA 23-25 KA...
WAG KA NA MAG DENY.. TUMAWA KA NA LANG...
DIBA .75CENTAVOS PA LANG PAMASAHE SA JEEP NON...
AT MAS MASARAP ANG MELLOW YELLOW KESA MOUNTAIN DEW?

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The L Word:
6 weeks: I love U, I love U, I love U
6 months: Of course I love
6 years: GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?

Back from Work:
6 weeks: Honey, I'm home
6 months: BACK!!
6 years: What did your mom cook for us today??

Gifts:
6 weeks: Honey, I really hope you liked the ring
6 months: I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living Room
6 years: Here's the money. Buy yourself something

Phone Ringing:
6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone
6 months: Here, for you
6 years: PHONE RINGING

Cooking:
6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight? !
6 years: AGAIN!!!!

Apology:
6 weeks: Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you
6 months: Watch out! Don't do it again?
6 years: What's not to understand about what I just said?

New Dress:
6 weeks: Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress
6 months: You bought a new dress again???
6 years: How much did THAT cost me?

Planning for Vacations:
6 weeks: How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
6 months: What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?
6 years: Travel? What's so bad about staying home???

TV:
6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
6 months: I like this movie
6 years: I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to Bed, I can stay up by myself!!

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Twelve Priests and The Dancer

Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy and beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis and they were told that anyonewhose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first candidate,with no reaction.She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest (Carlos). As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground. Embarrassed, Carlos took a few steps forward, and bent over to pick it up.
Then, all the other bells started to ring........!!!!

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Chicken Sandwich

A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.
He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?"
She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it."
"Why?" he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!"
"Let me see" he said.
"Okay" and she pulled up her skirt.
He looked and said, "That's right. You are!
Better not eat any more chicken." He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches. I'm starting to get feathers down there too!"
She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her.
She said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the neck and the gizzards"!