Santa is PWND!!

As always Darth Vader is acting a total wuss... he asked the storm troopers to arrest Santa for being such a perv:
"Santa is a perv.. a guy who goes around his house clad in red velvet and has underaged boys assisting him all day long. Illegal sex? Forced labor? You gotta be kidding. We have the patent on forced labor too. Ask the wookies"