GF's Txt Decoder....

wonder what she really meant on those "....." or "<_>" on her sms...

worry no more....

CellPhones.org had finally got the answer to the meaning of life itself.. hehehe...

But i tried to compile some pre-decoded txt messages for my avid readers...

kudos to gizmodo commenters:

? = I'm seeing someone else.

Later = I'm seeing someone else.

Later! = I'm seeing someone else, and it's your best friend.

Seriously? = Seriously, didn't you know I'm seeing someone else?

Ummm... = I'm right in the middle of seeing someone else.

Walk? = I need to talk to you about the fact that I'm seeing someone else.

WTF?!?! = Why are you so damned possessive and jealous and always assuming I'm seeing someone else. Grow up and grow a pair.

Hi = I'm angry at you

Nothing = No really I'm angry at you

You should know = I've communicated this already using super secret female subtle semaphore and you missed it.

I'm going out for drinks with the girls = I'm being banged like a screen door in a hurricane by someone who isn't you.

u qant tp sez ypi = I want to see you

What time are you coming home = what time should I tell him to leave?

Where U at? = Do I have time for one more roll in the hay?

I really miss you = Oops, sent this message to you by accident.

 

how much did u drink? = i hate you fuckin drunk SOB

when u be home? = you better be home fuckin SOON

who u with? = it better not be that bitch i hate

where r u? = im watching you from my car to see if you lie.

hello? = why haven't you called me yet? I don't want to appear needy by calling you, yet I want to talk.

hello??? = whoever you are with had better be ugly because I am going to demand compliments and jewelry when I see you next.

Goodbye. = I'm sleeping with your brother.

Are you ok? = You haven't contacted me at all since you went out to meet up with your friends. I demand an update!

On my way home = I'm so considerate see? I don't want you to worry even though I may be drunk.

I love you! = I haven't heard from you in a while, WTF?

When will you be home? = WTF why don't you tell me what you are doing, you should've been home by now how dare you change the routine without telling me!

I called but you didn't answer so I already ate dinner = I fucking HATE when you don't answer your phone. 

How the fck did u get my number?! = You're that cute guy on the bus, right?

Keep stalking me loser and Im calling the cops. = You're that cute guy on the bus, right?

Uh... r u in my house?! = You're that cute guy on the bus, right?

WTF?! Uh;lkjwer.k .,......... .. = You're that cute on the bus, right?

I had a few drinks = I'm trying to get someone drunk.

I'll be home later = I'm busy with someone else. I'll text you when I'm done.

I'm out with a friend = I'm having dinner with someone I don't want you to meet.

I'm at a friends house = I'm busy doing something with someone that I don't want you to know about.