Hurray!!!!

cheers!!!!!!!!!!!! fan boys

another satisfied reader of this blog just spill on how fun our blogyworld is....

to give props to her!!!!..

well she's just my fave geek during d oldskul!

until Kari Byron came into my life!!!

talk about the HAWTEST!!!! GEEK in the WORLD!!!!

for those noobs!! well she's just one of the host of

Mythbusters

u still don't wanna believe me..

that a geek can be dis hawt!

well behold.!!!!!!!!!!!.........

See?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ENOUGH of KARI!!! lets stick to my new reader...

*gotta admit those pics made me drool......* ...... !!!!

hmm... About my new fan..

let's hide her name to jong :) ..

well what about Jong?....

Met her way way back 1st yr HS...

she's like the pinnacle of my nerd metrics....

if i ever get near that line...

i know i have to watch some porn to snap myself back to reality :)!!

common!!! i have to retain my image....

it's like pleasure to myself when i heard people say..

"Ay matalino pla yan?! mukha kcing gusgusin"....

haha!! i'm one of those no-so-typical geek..

but my jong is..

she got huge glasses..

long hair...

back pack..

plus whole volume of Britannica on her chest :)...

i'm not saying it's a bad thing..

but hey! she's hawt.... hmmm.. geek-hawt is the proper term...

u got the baddest kid on the school drooling on her...

even the kid who looks like an oldie... :)

doesn't get that?! hmm

what do u call a HS boy whose forehead seems to eat out half of his head!...

No! no! he's not Insomiac's Dave Attell

we call him the "head" of d CAT....

yeah! u guys r now flexing ur perverted brain cells....

yup she's hawt that i too began to drool over her...

BUT!! it's more of a platonic-drool..... :)

imagination w/out anal sex ... seems impossible?!!..

but it aint!!..

it really does...

my thinking goes like....

hmmm.. i know she's going to be perfect on this test AGAIN!!.....

i have to wrong this item to retain her ego.... and she'll be like...

coming to me.... saying!!...

"BWAHAHAHA!! ang galing galing ko talaga!!!"

and points at me

"Ikaw Sena!!! kupal ka pa rin!! nde mo kaya maka-perpek..

2 items na nga lang isa pa mali mo!!!".....

until i just had enough of her ego...

i went to school suit up my CO uniform...

saying this on my mind....

"must kill.... must kill... ms. perfect....... " ...

then the oportunity knocks...

our officers asked us to play "Agawang panyo"...

we met face-to-face..

both anticipating on who's gonna grab the El Shaddai's hanky...

while both concentrating... "Ray"man got my attention!...

shit! told him countless times don't face to the sun!!!!...

my eyes!!! i got blinded for a 5 secs..

when i look at the hanky...

it's gone!!! plus a running nerd on the side!!!

damn!!! not this time!!... Agawang panyo is my game....

u aint gonna beat me on my own game!!!!....

my sinister senses strike me.....

"kick her.. kick her at the back".....

i raised my kickers...

she's that nery fast that instead of kicking her..

i just accidentally stepped on her clothes...

damn!!!!! don't tell me that i even second best in kicking nerds....

as i stepped on her she begun rolling on the pavement...

damn! a perfect 720 no!!! 1440!! roll.....

i lost....

my sinister plan failed..

my kick sucks!....

i fell on the ground flat...

she has a 1440 roll....

damn! can't think of anything....

it's 9:40 and i still in d ofis...

gotta go home!!!

Ja ne!!!