Tuesday, February 12, 2008

syempre pinoy!

*maxado lng me natuwa dito :PHINDSIGHT:

This only shows how Filipinos succeed and get the top spots by being confident and a risk-taker. Forget the sarcastic remarks okay? Because ultimately, they're the last two people with Bill in that room. I hope this will give you a boost if you are having a hum-drum day!
read on....

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new CEO for

Microsoft Europe.

Exactly 5,000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is

MARIO DIMACULANGAN.

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may

leave.

2,000 people leave the room.

MARIO says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to

lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'

Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience in managing more

than 500 people may leave.

2,000 people leave the room.

Mario says to himself ' I never managed anybody but myself, but I have

nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he

stays.

Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may

leave.

500 people leave the room.

Mario says to himself, 'I left high school at 15 but what have I got

to lose?' So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo -

Croat to leave.

498 people leave the room.

Mario says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croatbut

what do I have to lose?' So he stays and finds himself with one other

candidate. Everyone else has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two

candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a

conversation together in that language.'

Calmly, Mario turns to the other candidate and says `Ano ba yan,dong?'

The other candidate answers 'Ewan ko, pare.'

2 comments:

p said...

hahaha! grabe ang corny pero natawa ako dun ah! (found you on the front page of the 'funny' section of http://whatsikat.com )

baka magustuhan mo itong jokes ni paulding: http://paulding.blogspot.com/2008/02/pinoy-soap-opera.html

Zchen said...

ui 2x na ko lumitaw sa http://whatsikat.com ahh ang galing :P

astig naman merong humor blog...
ma browse nga s ofis tom :D

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