*maxado lng me natuwa dito :PHINDSIGHT:
This only shows how Filipinos succeed and get the top spots by being confident and a risk-taker. Forget the sarcastic remarks okay? Because ultimately, they're the last two people with Bill in that room. I hope this will give you a boost if you are having a hum-drum day!
read on....
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new CEO for
Microsoft Europe.
Exactly 5,000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is
MARIO DIMACULANGAN.
Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may
leave.
2,000 people leave the room.
MARIO says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to
lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'
Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience in managing more
than 500 people may leave.
2,000 people leave the room.
Mario says to himself ' I never managed anybody but myself, but I have
nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he
stays.
Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may
leave.
500 people leave the room.
Mario says to himself, 'I left high school at 15 but what have I got
to lose?' So he stays in the room.
Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo -
Croat to leave.
498 people leave the room.
Mario says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croatbut
what do I have to lose?' So he stays and finds himself with one other
candidate. Everyone else has gone.
Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two
candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a
conversation together in that language.'
Calmly, Mario turns to the other candidate and says `Ano ba yan,dong?'
The other candidate answers 'Ewan ko, pare.'
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
syempre pinoy!
Posted by Zchen at 5:40 PM
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2 comments:
hahaha! grabe ang corny pero natawa ako dun ah! (found you on the front page of the 'funny' section of http://whatsikat.com )
baka magustuhan mo itong jokes ni paulding: http://paulding.blogspot.com/2008/02/pinoy-soap-opera.html
ui 2x na ko lumitaw sa http://whatsikat.com ahh ang galing :P
astig naman merong humor blog...
ma browse nga s ofis tom :D
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